Field Marshall Dodge and his associate SubcomanDeejay Maurice work to bring freedom and equality to the people of Maine.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Susie wants to scrap FEMA

Except that she doesn't. She wants to mostly keep it the same and give it a different name. But this time it will be effective, or at least get lots of national press for our state's biggest embarassment. She still wants it under the auspices of the Department of Vaterland Security, and she wants "a director with the rank of deputy secretary within the Department of Homeland Security, chosen for professional rather than political skills." Good luck on keeping the selection process patronage-free. It's almost believable that she's that naive-- everything out of her mouth sounds condescending. Like she thinks everyone listening to her is exceptionally retarded. We're not though, and we can see that she loves publicity. If she were better looking (and a better actor) she would have been in porn-- she definitely gets most of her satisfaction fom having a camera in her face.


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