Field Marshall Dodge and his associate SubcomanDeejay Maurice work to bring freedom and equality to the people of Maine.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Pelly's: Opiate of the Masses

Those of you who know me know my stance on alcohol consumption and especially Maine's favorite liver embalmer Pelletier's Maine Liquors. Word on the street is that Pelly's is about to unveil a new line of British-style alcopops. Yeah, Pelletier's is blatantly gunning for the slightly-underage hipster market. I hope it won't sell, but I want to remind everyone who cares to continue to boycott Pelletier's and help it tank.

Don't drink. And if you're going to drink, don't drink Pelly's.


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